You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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