im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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