I can't watch pbs sober anymore
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My breasts were aching with rage.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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