talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
The feeling are messing with the penis
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
