I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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