SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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