What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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