fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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