yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
