Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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