Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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