I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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