I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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