He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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