Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
