Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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