garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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