id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
well most of my day revolves around power hour
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Randomize
