I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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