D3 body, D1 cock
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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