I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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