What a fucking waste of an outfit
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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