My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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