So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
