And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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