it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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