Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
oh god the rape fog is back!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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