i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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