You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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