So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
