Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
ttyl tear gas
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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