The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
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