i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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