So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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