she is the kim kardashian of front butts
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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