i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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