Its about making memories worth repressing
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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