It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize
