he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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