Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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