South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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