I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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