she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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