New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
zippers are such a cool invention
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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