Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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