so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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