I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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