So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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