he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
3pm strippers are depressing
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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