dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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