I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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