things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
