Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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