she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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